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{Cool} {Funny} {Short} Valentines Day Quotes, Poems, Messages, Cards

The most special and the most awaited time of the year is just around the corner and we all know that day is called as the Valentine’s Day, which is celebrated on 14th of February worldwide every year. Not everyone is so lucky to find their true love or we say it as “true soul mates” in this life, in this world; but if you have someone so special who loves you with all their heart, then we think that you are blessed even by the almighty. So you are lucky to have that someone in your life, then you don’t have to romantic all the time to show your love, instead make him/her laugh by using some funny, hilarious or cheeky valentines day quotes, cards or text messages (msg) which shows so much love in a humorous way. Or also you can just sms message your girlfriend or boyfriend a short funny messages and the most trending way to propose on Valentine’s Day is that you can gift them a funny, quirky and sarcastic greeting cards that really express the love in a funny form. Also here we have romantic cool comedy (funny) poems from the famous poets which are really heart touching in funny way. It is said that the husband or boyfriend who is able to make her wife or girlfriend laugh is the best kind of men, and women loves them. So let’s put some funny humor in today’s post. So here we have compiled funny, silly and corny valentine messages with cards and memes for this Valentine’s Day 2017.

At last we would like to say that start enjoying every little things in your life, laugh and make others laugh too, stop spreading hatred. There are many people in this world who needs love. So on this Valentine’s Day spread the smile with valentine corny, witty and verses in form of messages and quotes; start it with your lover and spread it all over the world.

{Funny} {Sarcastic} {Humorous} Valentines Day Quotes

  • “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” Happy Valentine’s Day Honey!
  • “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
  • “Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.” Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
  • “My husband thinks I’m crazy, however he’s the one who married me.” Happy Valentine’s Day my love!!!
  • When YOU’RE not with me A PAIN runs through my heart I’D KILL to be with YOU! Happy Valentine’s Day baby!
  • I know they say there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but I think you’re my NEMO. Happy Valentine’s Day my love!
  • You may have history with her but you have chemistry with me. Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
  • If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.
  • If you‘re alone during Valentine’s Day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.
  • To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s Day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.

{Funny} {Love} {Short} Valentines Day Poems

You’re sucrose, you’re glucose,

You’re fructose and more,

From your head to your feet…

Which are stuck to the floor.

You’re Hershey’s, you’re Snickers,

You’re sweet English Toffee.

If you spit in my cup,

You’ll just sweeten my coffee.

I love you so much

That I’m getting frenetic,

But I can’t even kiss you,

’cause I’m diabetic.


There’s someone I know

Who I really can’t stand

I wish he would bury his

Head in the sand or

Move to the moon or

Deeper out of space

Whenever I see him

I make a weird face

Today during recess

Outside the yard

He suddenly gave me

A valentine card

I wish that he hadn’t

It made me upset

It was the prettiest one

I could possible get

Short Valentines Day Funny Text Messages & Verses

  • Thanks for secretly becoming my Valentine by hearting one of my tweets on Twitter.
  • To be happy with a man you have to understand him a lot and love me a little. While with the women it‘s vice versa: love them a lot and don‘t even try to understand them. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • I would love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • I need to fell in love, because I haven’t had any problems for a long time. Happy February 14th!
  • You should leave office earlier today so your colleagues will think you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.
  • I want to say thank you for the flowers I’m going to send to myself and pretend are from you.
  • There only one thing which is more exhausting than planning Valentine’s Day and it is pretending to be excited about it.
  • Many ladies are expecting to receive a wedding ring for the Valentine’s Day, but actually the only ring they’re wearing for Valentine’s Day is contraceptive.
  • May your status on Facebook does not change to ‘complicated’ after this Valentine’s Day.
  • Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.

{Funny} {Cheeky} {Corny} Valentines Day Cards & Memes

Humorous valentine card
Humorous valentine card
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hilarious valentine card 2.jpg
sarcastic valentine card
sarcastic valentine card
funny valentine card for wife
funny valentine card for wife
hilarious valentine card
hilarious valentine card
funny valentine
funny valentine
witty valentine day card
witty valentine day card
cheeky valentine card
cheeky valentine card
corny valentine card
corny valentine card
single on valentine
single on valentine
forever alone day
forever alone day
funny valentines day answer
funny valentines day answer
valentine for singles
valentine for singles
valentines day for engineering-students
valentines day for engineering-students

So this was all for today’s article on happy Valentine’s Day funny quotes, famous love poems and funny cards with romantic messages. For more updates, stay connected!

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  1. All are nice Quotes. I want to add one.
    Friendship is a promise made in the heart. Silent. Unwritten. Unbreakable by distance. Unchangeable by time. It’s lovely to have u as one! Happy Valentine Day!

  2. Valentines day is like a yuletide seasons that gives you inspiration to smile and be glad to people around that gives you more satisfaction for life..when you love means you live in the beautiful world that god gives you..full of meanings…full…that’s why I wish all the days of our life everyday is a valentines day…live and love..

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